India Smythe Stands Up by Sarah Govett
Book of the Week: 13 October 2019

Illustration by Nina Duckworth
India Smythe should be introduced to Sam from The Gifted, the Talented and Me by William Sutcliffe – I’m sure they’d have a lot to talk about. Sam’s family became rich, forcing him to mix with ‘the gifted and talented’ and India sounds posh thanks to her Grandad changing the family name from Smith to Smythe. Thankfully, they are both ordinary teenagers coping with things that plague most young people – cool, good-looking kids who make everyone feel inadequate, teachers who they class as either supportive or pitiful (India thinks their deputy head is ‘massively old and deaf’ which is probably code for ‘over 40’) and parents who are embarrassing in the way that only parents know how.
India has been invited by the cool crowd to join them at ‘the Fence’, one of those romantic chain-link kind, that separates the girls’ school from St Joseph’s, the neighbouring boys’ school. Here she meets Ennis, who is prone to dim comments and winking, but who is considered so hot that she feels she must date him. Can she resist the forces of geekery, represented by her practical friend Anna who dresses as if she is going hiking and is consumed by ‘the political intrigue of orchestra practice’, or will she join the cool crowd?
Although we may well guess the answer to that question, it doesn’t stop us identifying and having sympathy with India and enjoying the laughs along the way.
This addition to the recent crop of great funny books is rendering my reading list out of date. Check out How to Rob a Bank by Tom Mitchell and Pay Attention Carter Jones by Gary D. Schmidt.